Hi I'm Nellii
I like a lot of random stuff

 

capt-spacedick:

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

I laughed so hard I farted

capt-spacedick:

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.

my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

I laughed so hard I farted

(Source: snuggaymer)

http://smileybeardman.tumblr.com/post/95712993246/i-need-you-all-to-know-its-going-to-be-okay

smileybeardman:

I need you all to know its going to be okay whether you’ve just been dumped, a loved one has died or your just not feeling 100% its gonna suck and feel crappy for a long time but it will get better !! If people are giving you a hard time they’re just complete human dick holes and will probably get…

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I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I won’t ever rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots babe
I just wanna be yours.

(Source: shxhxd)

I don’t care what you do to me, but I don’t want you to hurt me. I’ve had enough hurt already in my life. More than enough. Now I want to be happy.

Norwegian Wood (via avvfvl)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man